31.5.05
30.5.05
HEEEEEEELP!!!
(se katastasi usterias)
Ta neura mou!! Mexri xtes to apogeuma upirxan eisitira gia ellada me 250 eurw kai ksafnika exoun eksantlithei ola kai prepei na plirwsw 400 eurw!!! Den einai dunaton, kapoio lathos tha exei ginei....eipame, meta tin niki sti Eurovision tha auksithei o tourismos mas (!) alla apo ti mia mera stin alli??
Den einai dunaton, den einai dunaton.....(den mporw na to pistepsw oti tha xreiastei na dwsw 400€). Tha sunexisw tin ereuna, den egkataleipw ta opla, kapou kati tha exei ksemeinei...
"Sto diaolo re! Sto diaolo oloi! Aggloi, germanoi, italoi kai oloi tous!! Tenekedes! Tha mas fate kai ta ftina eisitiria apo tous dustuxous autoxthones.... Karagkiozides!! Sto diaolo!!" (Giannopoule megale!)
Ta neura mou!! Mexri xtes to apogeuma upirxan eisitira gia ellada me 250 eurw kai ksafnika exoun eksantlithei ola kai prepei na plirwsw 400 eurw!!! Den einai dunaton, kapoio lathos tha exei ginei....eipame, meta tin niki sti Eurovision tha auksithei o tourismos mas (!) alla apo ti mia mera stin alli??
Den einai dunaton, den einai dunaton.....(den mporw na to pistepsw oti tha xreiastei na dwsw 400€). Tha sunexisw tin ereuna, den egkataleipw ta opla, kapou kati tha exei ksemeinei...
"Sto diaolo re! Sto diaolo oloi! Aggloi, germanoi, italoi kai oloi tous!! Tenekedes! Tha mas fate kai ta ftina eisitiria apo tous dustuxous autoxthones.... Karagkiozides!! Sto diaolo!!" (Giannopoule megale!)
29.5.05
Mou tin dinoun oi Kuriakes!!
Plittw aforita...
Kuriaki, 17:35, moni sto spiti, kamia kali tainia stin tileorasi, mia aksioprepi tainia katebasmeni apo to internet omws kolaei to cd kai tha mou ti dwsei xeirotera sta neura na ti dw.
Apoluti usuxia, 40 batmoi eksw kaiei o topos, to 90% tou pluthismou sigoura kanei akoma siesta parazalismenoi apo ti zesti i xalarwnoun katw apo kanena air-condicion. Egw dustuxws spiti, xwris air-condicion kai simera to prwi mou teleiwse ki o kafes (ki o nescafe kai o espresso). Pou magazi anoixto kuriaki na paw na parw...
To bradaki tha me piasei i sunithismeni usteria "einai deutera aurio kai pali den ekana tipota aksiologo olo to sab/ko" kai poios me akouei....
Skeftomai na strwthw na doulepsw na kanw toulaxiston kati xrisimo alla tsatizomai xeirotera na prepei na doulepsw Kuriakatika mono kai mono gia na gemisw tin wra mou. Mou erxontai diafores mageirikes analampes, na katsw na ftiaksw kanena mousaka i kamia tourta psugeiou, na niwsw ligo ti xara tis dimiourgias alla eipame, Kuriakatika oute periptero den briskeis.....
Tetoia wra Giannena tha imoun sto mwlo na pinw kafe sti drosia me kana filo...
Kuriaki, 17:35, moni sto spiti, kamia kali tainia stin tileorasi, mia aksioprepi tainia katebasmeni apo to internet omws kolaei to cd kai tha mou ti dwsei xeirotera sta neura na ti dw.
Apoluti usuxia, 40 batmoi eksw kaiei o topos, to 90% tou pluthismou sigoura kanei akoma siesta parazalismenoi apo ti zesti i xalarwnoun katw apo kanena air-condicion. Egw dustuxws spiti, xwris air-condicion kai simera to prwi mou teleiwse ki o kafes (ki o nescafe kai o espresso). Pou magazi anoixto kuriaki na paw na parw...
To bradaki tha me piasei i sunithismeni usteria "einai deutera aurio kai pali den ekana tipota aksiologo olo to sab/ko" kai poios me akouei....
Skeftomai na strwthw na doulepsw na kanw toulaxiston kati xrisimo alla tsatizomai xeirotera na prepei na doulepsw Kuriakatika mono kai mono gia na gemisw tin wra mou. Mou erxontai diafores mageirikes analampes, na katsw na ftiaksw kanena mousaka i kamia tourta psugeiou, na niwsw ligo ti xara tis dimiourgias alla eipame, Kuriakatika oute periptero den briskeis.....
Tetoia wra Giannena tha imoun sto mwlo na pinw kafe sti drosia me kana filo...
28.5.05
It's mine! My preciousssssss!!!!
(Xmmm.....ti sxesi apektise ksafnika i Anna me to Gollum???)
Epitelous, einai diki mou!!!!!!! O thusauros mou, to kamari mou, to fws twn matiwn mou, to noima tis adeias mou zwis! H nea foberi fantastiki anepanalipti Canon 350D !!!
Anamenete polles ma polles ma polles fwtografies ...... Den exw wra gia polla logia twra, paw na paiksw me to kainourio mou paixnidi.....
26.5.05
Sssssssssstt!!!!
eimai sto ergastirio.... upotithetai oti kanw mathima se deutero etos tilepikoinwniwn sxetika me routers.... einai ksefteria ta poulakia mou (basika einai geloia i askisi) kai den me rwtane kai polu simera (alles meres mou spane ta ar@%&$@) .....to kako einai oti exw 4 wres prwi ki alles 4 to apogeuma....xontro piksimo..... ouf, pali kala pou exw kai internet na xazepsw se kana filiko blog.....
23.5.05
Anonuma comments
Gia kapoies meres eixa allaksei tis ruthmiseis kai eixa balei na epitrepontai sxolia mono apo eggegrammenous xristes....einai pou kathe fora pou blepw sxolio me pianei periergia na koitaksw to antistoixo blog tou sxoliasti mou kai na dw poios einai, ti skeftetai, apo pou krataei i skoufia tou.....meta to metaniwsa kai to ksanafisa "mpate skuloi alleste" to tsantiri mou. Opws bariemai egw allo toso tha bariesai ki esu na ftiakseis kwdiko kai ta sunafu fantazomai... Euprosdektos loipon ki as eisai kai anonumos :)
22.5.05
Mpravo Elena!
Mpravo kai pali mpravo!
Apithani i Elena, foberi.
Oxi, den eimai apo autous pou blepoun fanatika Eurovision (malista extes den to eida gia na katalabete). Blepw alla sunithws einai epeidi den exw kati kalutero na kanw (extes eixa). Kai pote ma pote den pistepsa ta fobera kai tromera prwgnwstika "oli i eurwpi blepei fabori tin Ellada", "fetos einai i xronia mas", "mesa sta triada sigoura i Ellada"....kai panta patos i Ellada. Isa-isa thumamai arketes fores na diafwnw me filous pou mou dilwnan pathiasmena oti "fetos stelnoume tragoudara", panta mapa mou fainontai ta tragoudia mas, idiws apo stixo .... kai einai diladi ..... akoma kai fetos, siga ton tromero stixo, you are my lover undercover....
Alla paidia, ola ki ola.....i Elena eskise. Ti na prwtopeis? Skiniki parousia? Kinisi? Emfanisi? Epaggelmatias i kopela kai fainetai, den kolwse oute stigmi, oute agxos, oute parafwnies logw live kai logw stres, oute laxaniasma logw tou xoreutikou, tipota tipota, tipota!! Ase pou milame gia polu paidi! Sugnwmi ki olas, lesbia den eimai alla ti Albanies mou leei o kathe pitsirikos kai ti Rouslana, i Elena einai thea!
Apithani i Elena, foberi.
Oxi, den eimai apo autous pou blepoun fanatika Eurovision (malista extes den to eida gia na katalabete). Blepw alla sunithws einai epeidi den exw kati kalutero na kanw (extes eixa). Kai pote ma pote den pistepsa ta fobera kai tromera prwgnwstika "oli i eurwpi blepei fabori tin Ellada", "fetos einai i xronia mas", "mesa sta triada sigoura i Ellada"....kai panta patos i Ellada. Isa-isa thumamai arketes fores na diafwnw me filous pou mou dilwnan pathiasmena oti "fetos stelnoume tragoudara", panta mapa mou fainontai ta tragoudia mas, idiws apo stixo .... kai einai diladi ..... akoma kai fetos, siga ton tromero stixo, you are my lover undercover....
Alla paidia, ola ki ola.....i Elena eskise. Ti na prwtopeis? Skiniki parousia? Kinisi? Emfanisi? Epaggelmatias i kopela kai fainetai, den kolwse oute stigmi, oute agxos, oute parafwnies logw live kai logw stres, oute laxaniasma logw tou xoreutikou, tipota tipota, tipota!! Ase pou milame gia polu paidi! Sugnwmi ki olas, lesbia den eimai alla ti Albanies mou leei o kathe pitsirikos kai ti Rouslana, i Elena einai thea!
Ase pou i pinelia pontiakou mou arese, panta mou arese o pontiakos ruthmos ki as eimai hpeirwtissa, einai pio dunatos kai pio entonos. Apo to na steiloume tsifteteli as einai pontiako, de bariesai, etsi gia allagi. Twra to oti ola einai politiki kai to kathe xrono "Cyprus 12 points!" stin Ellada kai antistrofa, kai to oti xesmeno to exw ki an erthei i Eurovision Ellada i an den erthei, i an etsi prowtheitai to elliniko tragoudi (me aggliko stixo) i oxi, den tha to analusw. Den me endiaferei allwste, giati kathe fora prepei na bgazoume ta matia mas kai tis katinies mas kai tis gkrinies mas kai na ta psurizoume ola??
H Elena eskise, tis aksizoun sugxaritiria. Teleia kai paula.
H Elena eskise, tis aksizoun sugxaritiria. Teleia kai paula.
19.5.05
Sex trivia
PROSOXH: To parakatw post einai kathara gia atoma anw twn 18 xronwn, oi anilikoi na kleisoun ta blog amesws kai na pane na doune Pocemon stin tileorasi pou mou theloun kai sex trivia....tsoutsekia!
Sex trivia no1: Morbo
H leksi morbo xrisimopoieitai kata koron stin Ispania gia na dilwsei kati sexy pou sou bgazei kapoios i kati, me mia omws kapws idiaiteri simasia. Kapoios mporei na "exei morbo" i na "sou dinei morbo" opws legetai, akoma ki an kata geniki paradoxi einai asximos. Simainei oti exei auto to kati pou se anabei xwris na ksereis giati, idioruthma aisthisiako, kati arrwstimena sexy. Exw xronia pou psaxnw na brw pws akribws metafrazetai sta ellinika ki an uparxei antistoixi leksi alla den to exw kataferei, an kai eipame, teleutaia o metafrastis mou exei pathei uperfortwsi kai den douleuei kala. Apo mia mikri anazitisi sto google to morbo metafrazetai ws arrwstia, omws den fainetai pouthena i sexoualiki xrisi tis leksis. Kathe metafrasi dekti.
Sex trivia no2: Staseis kai ethnikotites
Stin ellada einai gnwstes kapoies sex staseis me onomata opws ispaniko, othwmaniko klp To periergo einai oti auta ta onomata den sumpiptoun metaksu diaforwn xwrwn. Stin ispania gia paradeigma to "ispaniko" onomazetai koubaniko, to "othwmaniko" onomazetai elliniko (!!!!!!) enw episis uparxei kai to "galliko" pou ektos apo fili dilwnei kai stomatiko erwta. Se kamia alli xwra pws na legontai arage? Pantws an erthete apo dw mporeite na zitisete afoba ena ellinko (griego) giati mas kselaspwnei ena eidos giaourtiou pou edw onomazetai griego (bl. post "Xronia kai Xronia") opote den tha sas pareksigisoun.
Ante, kalinuxta ki oneira aponeireuta ;)
Sex trivia no1: Morbo
H leksi morbo xrisimopoieitai kata koron stin Ispania gia na dilwsei kati sexy pou sou bgazei kapoios i kati, me mia omws kapws idiaiteri simasia. Kapoios mporei na "exei morbo" i na "sou dinei morbo" opws legetai, akoma ki an kata geniki paradoxi einai asximos. Simainei oti exei auto to kati pou se anabei xwris na ksereis giati, idioruthma aisthisiako, kati arrwstimena sexy. Exw xronia pou psaxnw na brw pws akribws metafrazetai sta ellinika ki an uparxei antistoixi leksi alla den to exw kataferei, an kai eipame, teleutaia o metafrastis mou exei pathei uperfortwsi kai den douleuei kala. Apo mia mikri anazitisi sto google to morbo metafrazetai ws arrwstia, omws den fainetai pouthena i sexoualiki xrisi tis leksis. Kathe metafrasi dekti.
Sex trivia no2: Staseis kai ethnikotites
Stin ellada einai gnwstes kapoies sex staseis me onomata opws ispaniko, othwmaniko klp To periergo einai oti auta ta onomata den sumpiptoun metaksu diaforwn xwrwn. Stin ispania gia paradeigma to "ispaniko" onomazetai koubaniko, to "othwmaniko" onomazetai elliniko (!!!!!!) enw episis uparxei kai to "galliko" pou ektos apo fili dilwnei kai stomatiko erwta. Se kamia alli xwra pws na legontai arage? Pantws an erthete apo dw mporeite na zitisete afoba ena ellinko (griego) giati mas kselaspwnei ena eidos giaourtiou pou edw onomazetai griego (bl. post "Xronia kai Xronia") opote den tha sas pareksigisoun.
Ante, kalinuxta ki oneira aponeireuta ;)
18.5.05
Radio arbula
Apo eidisi tis ispanikis tileorasis xtes (arxiki ekdosi tou BBC):
Aggloi fantaroi sto Iraq apofasisan na diaskedasoun ligo tin moira tous dimiourgwntas ena videoclip diaskeui tis epituxias tou '70 "Is this the way to amarillo?" (o titlos allaxtike se "Is this the way to Armadillo" opou Armadillo einai ena eidos prostateutikis aspidas pou xrisimopoioun oi fantaroi). H epituxia terastia kai oi piges anaferoun oti to video stalthike apo tous en logw kallitexnes se filous sto Ypourgeiou Amunis tis Megalis Bretanias, oi opoioi katelliksan na "riksoun" ton server tou upourgeiou gia kapoies wres stin prospatheia tous na steiloun to video apo ton enan ston allon. Toulaxiston oi aggloi anwteroi to eidan me xioumor (i etsi upostirizoun), paradexontai oti to video einai polu kaloftiagmeno kai pws einai polu simantiko to "ithiko akmaiotato" twn stratiwtwn.
Me tin eukairia, na thumithoume ena antistoixo video apo ton polemo sto Kosovo, edw oi fantaroi itan Norbigoi alla den kataferan na ginoun toso diasimoi oso oi Aggloi.
P.S: to diasimo auto video akoma den katafera na to brw para mono stin eidisi tou BBC, opou omws den fainetai kala anakatemeno me ta logia tis dimosiografou....i anazitisi sunexizetai...
Aggloi fantaroi sto Iraq apofasisan na diaskedasoun ligo tin moira tous dimiourgwntas ena videoclip diaskeui tis epituxias tou '70 "Is this the way to amarillo?" (o titlos allaxtike se "Is this the way to Armadillo" opou Armadillo einai ena eidos prostateutikis aspidas pou xrisimopoioun oi fantaroi). H epituxia terastia kai oi piges anaferoun oti to video stalthike apo tous en logw kallitexnes se filous sto Ypourgeiou Amunis tis Megalis Bretanias, oi opoioi katelliksan na "riksoun" ton server tou upourgeiou gia kapoies wres stin prospatheia tous na steiloun to video apo ton enan ston allon. Toulaxiston oi aggloi anwteroi to eidan me xioumor (i etsi upostirizoun), paradexontai oti to video einai polu kaloftiagmeno kai pws einai polu simantiko to "ithiko akmaiotato" twn stratiwtwn.
Me tin eukairia, na thumithoume ena antistoixo video apo ton polemo sto Kosovo, edw oi fantaroi itan Norbigoi alla den kataferan na ginoun toso diasimoi oso oi Aggloi.
P.S: to diasimo auto video akoma den katafera na to brw para mono stin eidisi tou BBC, opou omws den fainetai kala anakatemeno me ta logia tis dimosiografou....i anazitisi sunexizetai...
17.5.05
new look 2?
min tromaksete me ton neo titlo, bariemai kai kanw probes...an exete kamia idea euprosdekti
15.5.05
BARÇA CAMPEON!!
O antapokritis sas apo ti Barkelwni metadidei:
Ksefreni nuxta panugurismwn extes sti Barkelwni meta to telos tou paixnidiou me isopalia pou eksasfalizei kai mathimatika ton titlo stin Barça, duo agwnistikes prin tin liksi tou prwtathlimatos. Oi "cules" pou eixan 5 xronia na kerdisoun kapoio titlo, ksexuthikan stous dromous kai gemisan tin kentriki plateia kai to paradosiako simeio panugurismou, ti brusi Canaletes (40 xiliades atoma elegan simera ta deltia....enas apo autous ki egwww!!).
(Canaletes prin tous panugurismous)
H Barça xreiazotan na ferei to idio apotelesma me ti Madriti pou epaize prwti gia na eksasfalisei to prwtathlima ki i Madriti ti dieukolune fernontas isopalia 2-2 sti Sevillia. Omws oi cules bgikan sto gipedo me polla neura kai agxos kai to paixnidi eksellissotan se thriller, me ton Ronaldinho kai ton Deco na glutwnoun sto tsak tin kokkini kai tin apoboli, polla faoul kai elaxistes eukairies gia gkol. To imixrono brike ti Levante na proigeitai me 1-0, meta apo ena amfibolo gkol pou mallon itan off-side.
Eutuxws sto 59 lepto tou agwna, meta apo corner kai kefalia tou Eto-o, irthe to polupothito gkol tis isopalias kai oi panugurismoi ksekinagan. To upoloipo paixnidi itan aplws antistrofi metrisi, kai oi duo pleures itan euxaristimenes me to apotelesma ki etsi oi paixtes fagane ton upoloipo xrono antallassontas ti mpala apo ton Puyol ston Motta kai antistrofa....baremara afantasti diladi.
Sunopsizontas: (eimai fanatiki "cule" alla eimai eilikrinis, lupamai) to paixnidi itan arketa aisxro, polles entaseis, ton Ronaldinho prwti fora ton eblepa na kontraretai etsi kai na kanei tsampoukalikia, i Barça mporouse na eixe balei deka gkol kai na prosferei theama aksio telikou an skeftoume oti i Levante einai sxedon sti B'Katigoria kai parola auta stresaristike, arkestike na balei ena kai na kleistei kai na faei ton upoloipo xrono... Telos pantwn, theama kalo den itan alla to prwtathlima krithike apo ti fantastiki poreia tis Barça olo to xrono ki oxi apo ena metrio-kako paixnidi pou apla epibebaiwse ton titlo.
VISCA BARÇA!!! kai tou xronou!
Kai merika sunthimata gia na mpeite sto klima:
"Quien se quema? Madrid!! Quien se quema? Madrid!
Madrid se quemaa, se quema Madrid, Madrid se quemaaa, se quema Madrid!"
"Madrid, cabron, saluda el campeon!" kai parallagi
"Figo, cabron, saluda el campeon!"
kai fusika
"Campeoones, campeoones, oe oe oe!"
12.5.05
Numanumaye
Auto einai to pio diaskedastiko video tou eidous.... to eixa anakalupsei edw kai kairo, de thumamai pws kai pou, kai twra to ksanapsaksa gia osous den to exoun xarei akoma. Pros to telos xanei ligo sto sugxronismo ixou kai eikonas alla o tupos einai foberos. Eksaitias tou onomasa to ispaniko blog mou "numanumaye" - allo pou to exw paratisei kai de grafw tipota.
ENJOY!
ENJOY!
11.5.05
Ta 'xw paiksei
Kathe fora to idio pathainw.
Me to pou tha leipsw panw apo tesseris mines apo Ellada arxizei mia neuriki kai agxwtiki antistrofi metrisi. Xwris plaka, stul fantarou. Triantapente kai simera, triantatesseris kai simera, ante ki alli mia, upomoni (stin sugkekrimeni periptwsi einai mallon 2 mines kai simera kai aurio kai methaurio alla as min to skeftomai giati sugxizomai).
Idiws to thema glwssa...oso kala ki an tin ksereis, oso ki an pleon sxedon se pernane gia ispanida, erxesai kai pathaineis block out, sou leei o egkefalos ws edw, den mporw na metafrasw allo, aurio pali. Lost in Translation. Akous, katalabaineis alla den to aisthanesai. H metafrasi sou kostizei energia, kathe mera kai pio polu. Den sou kanei aisthisi na diabaseis biblia, efimerides, to idio me tis tainies, cinema kai tileorasi sta ispanika, se pianei ponokefalos.
Meta einai pou arxizeis na skeftesai tin Ellada san ti Gh tis Epaggelias. Kai sou leipoun ola, akoma kai ta pio trela, opws gia paradeigma to oti oloi milane autes tis meres gia to tade thema epikairotitas, gia tin tade nea mouri tou Fame Story, gia to teleutaio kauto koutsompolio, gia ekeini tin petuximeni ataka ekeinis tis diafimisis, ki esu eisai apeksw. Kai sou ti spaei pou eisai apeksw, akoma ki an einai asimanto esena sou ti spaei.
Paei ki auti i mera, tin kanw gia spiti. Duo mines kai simera kai aurio meinane...
Me to pou tha leipsw panw apo tesseris mines apo Ellada arxizei mia neuriki kai agxwtiki antistrofi metrisi. Xwris plaka, stul fantarou. Triantapente kai simera, triantatesseris kai simera, ante ki alli mia, upomoni (stin sugkekrimeni periptwsi einai mallon 2 mines kai simera kai aurio kai methaurio alla as min to skeftomai giati sugxizomai).
Idiws to thema glwssa...oso kala ki an tin ksereis, oso ki an pleon sxedon se pernane gia ispanida, erxesai kai pathaineis block out, sou leei o egkefalos ws edw, den mporw na metafrasw allo, aurio pali. Lost in Translation. Akous, katalabaineis alla den to aisthanesai. H metafrasi sou kostizei energia, kathe mera kai pio polu. Den sou kanei aisthisi na diabaseis biblia, efimerides, to idio me tis tainies, cinema kai tileorasi sta ispanika, se pianei ponokefalos.
Meta einai pou arxizeis na skeftesai tin Ellada san ti Gh tis Epaggelias. Kai sou leipoun ola, akoma kai ta pio trela, opws gia paradeigma to oti oloi milane autes tis meres gia to tade thema epikairotitas, gia tin tade nea mouri tou Fame Story, gia to teleutaio kauto koutsompolio, gia ekeini tin petuximeni ataka ekeinis tis diafimisis, ki esu eisai apeksw. Kai sou ti spaei pou eisai apeksw, akoma ki an einai asimanto esena sou ti spaei.
Paei ki auti i mera, tin kanw gia spiti. Duo mines kai simera kai aurio meinane...
To egxeiridio tou kalou e-mailer
Me aformi to post tou Arkoudou gia ta Spam-mail skeftika pws einai kairos na dwsw ta fwta mou ws pliroforikos se merikous asxetous filous mou pou me exoun taraksei kai tsakisei ta neura me diafora forward. Gia na mi kathomai na grafw egw (eimai kai tempela), tha xrisimopoiisw ena polu petuximeno keimeno pou brika sto internet kai me kaluptei apoluta:
"Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you and everyone you send "his" email to $1000? How stupid are you?
If you're going to forward something, at least send me something mildly amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 50 of your closest friends, and you will have lots of money, good luck and good sex for the rest of your life". I don't f*cking care.
Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually contributing to by sending out forwards. Chances are it's your own unpopularity.
EXAMPLES OF CHAIN LETTERS:
Chain Letter Type 1
Hello, and thank you for reading this letter. You see, there is a starving little boy in Baklaliviatatlaglooshen who has no arms, no legs, no parents, and no goats. This little boy's life could be saved, because for every time you pass this on, a dollar will be donated to the Little Starving Legless Armless Goatless Boy from Baklaliviatatlaglooshen Fund.
Oh, and remember, we have absolutley no way of counting the emails sent and this is all a complete load of bullsh*t. So go on, reach out. Send this to 5 people in the next 47 seconds. Oh, and a reminder - if you accidentally send this to 4 or 6 people, you will die instantly. Thanks again!!
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Chain Letter Type 2
Hi there!! This chain letter has been in existence since 1897. This is absolutely incredible because there was no email then and probably not as many sad pricks with nothing better to do. So this is how it works: Pass this on to 15,067 people in the next 7 minutes or something horrible will happen to you!!!
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The point being? If you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it. If it's funny, send it on. Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth, who's been tied to a dead elephant for 27 years, whose only saviour is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if you forward this mail. Right?
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Wraia, as doume loipon ti DEN prepei na kanete:
a. Min stelnete me forward kathe malakia pou sas erxetai se oli ti lista twn gnwstwn sas, den sas ftaine tipota na xanoun ton xrono tous diabazontas pragmata pou oute se sas tous idious aresan.
b. Skefteite oti mporei logw elleipsis xwrou na tou mplokarete to email, to Hotmail gia paradeigma exei molis 2 Mega xwritikotita (se merikes xwres exei allaksei alla stin ellada paramenei to idio gia tin wra) den mporeite na steilete ena terastio email me deka fwtografies kai na tou gemisete to logariasmo gia blakeies.
c. POLY SHMANTIKO!!! An meta apo ola auta epeimenete na thelete na kanete forward kati pragmatika asteio, toulaxiston SBHSTE OLES TIS YPOLOIPES DIEY8HNSEIS MAIL!!! Min kanete apla forward kai stelnete apo ton enan ston allo mia auksanomeni lista me ta email olwn oswn exei perasei auto to mail prin apo sas, einai ekseraitika apli upothesi na sbisete apla tis upoloipes dieuthunseis prin to steilete. Den einai mono aisthitiko to thema, einai mia polu kali methodos antispam!
d. Gia onoma! einai dunato na pisteuete oti to koritsaki me ton karkino tha swthei an kanete to mail auto forward se osous perissoterous mporeite? Please please please, sbiste to, mi stenoxwreite tous filous sas me istories gia kaimena paidakia pou pethainoun apo tin peina eksaitias tous kai mi pisteute kathe blakeia pou sas stelnoun, kaneis den dinei dekara gia kathe email pou stelnete se kanenan!
Meta apo ola auta kante forward to post mou se 250 atoma kai otan tha ginw plousia (sigoura oxi logw tou blog mou) tha sas skeftomai kai tha gelaw! :)
"Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you and everyone you send "his" email to $1000? How stupid are you?
If you're going to forward something, at least send me something mildly amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 50 of your closest friends, and you will have lots of money, good luck and good sex for the rest of your life". I don't f*cking care.
Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually contributing to by sending out forwards. Chances are it's your own unpopularity.
EXAMPLES OF CHAIN LETTERS:
Chain Letter Type 1
Hello, and thank you for reading this letter. You see, there is a starving little boy in Baklaliviatatlaglooshen who has no arms, no legs, no parents, and no goats. This little boy's life could be saved, because for every time you pass this on, a dollar will be donated to the Little Starving Legless Armless Goatless Boy from Baklaliviatatlaglooshen Fund.
Oh, and remember, we have absolutley no way of counting the emails sent and this is all a complete load of bullsh*t. So go on, reach out. Send this to 5 people in the next 47 seconds. Oh, and a reminder - if you accidentally send this to 4 or 6 people, you will die instantly. Thanks again!!
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Chain Letter Type 2
Hi there!! This chain letter has been in existence since 1897. This is absolutely incredible because there was no email then and probably not as many sad pricks with nothing better to do. So this is how it works: Pass this on to 15,067 people in the next 7 minutes or something horrible will happen to you!!!
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The point being? If you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it. If it's funny, send it on. Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth, who's been tied to a dead elephant for 27 years, whose only saviour is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if you forward this mail. Right?
"
Wraia, as doume loipon ti DEN prepei na kanete:
a. Min stelnete me forward kathe malakia pou sas erxetai se oli ti lista twn gnwstwn sas, den sas ftaine tipota na xanoun ton xrono tous diabazontas pragmata pou oute se sas tous idious aresan.
b. Skefteite oti mporei logw elleipsis xwrou na tou mplokarete to email, to Hotmail gia paradeigma exei molis 2 Mega xwritikotita (se merikes xwres exei allaksei alla stin ellada paramenei to idio gia tin wra) den mporeite na steilete ena terastio email me deka fwtografies kai na tou gemisete to logariasmo gia blakeies.
c. POLY SHMANTIKO!!! An meta apo ola auta epeimenete na thelete na kanete forward kati pragmatika asteio, toulaxiston SBHSTE OLES TIS YPOLOIPES DIEY8HNSEIS MAIL!!! Min kanete apla forward kai stelnete apo ton enan ston allo mia auksanomeni lista me ta email olwn oswn exei perasei auto to mail prin apo sas, einai ekseraitika apli upothesi na sbisete apla tis upoloipes dieuthunseis prin to steilete. Den einai mono aisthitiko to thema, einai mia polu kali methodos antispam!
d. Gia onoma! einai dunato na pisteuete oti to koritsaki me ton karkino tha swthei an kanete to mail auto forward se osous perissoterous mporeite? Please please please, sbiste to, mi stenoxwreite tous filous sas me istories gia kaimena paidakia pou pethainoun apo tin peina eksaitias tous kai mi pisteute kathe blakeia pou sas stelnoun, kaneis den dinei dekara gia kathe email pou stelnete se kanenan!
Meta apo ola auta kante forward to post mou se 250 atoma kai otan tha ginw plousia (sigoura oxi logw tou blog mou) tha sas skeftomai kai tha gelaw! :)
9.5.05
skepseis
Exw mpei se megalo dilimma teleutaia psaxnontas ti fwtografiki mixani na agorasw. Epeidi skeftomai na dwsw osa xrimata xreiastei gia na parw mia kali DSLR, thelw na to psaksw kala to thema. San kali pliroforikos i anazitisi ksekinise opws panta apo to Google kai apo to na diabasw reviews kai sugkriseis metaksu twn tessarwn modelwn pou exw kataliksei (Canon 300D, Canon 350D, Nikon D70, Nikon D50). Dustuxws oso pio polla diabazw toso pio polu mplekomai, o kathenas leei ta dika tou, apo oti fainetai oles kales einai, apo tin alli stin timi exoun diafora ki auto me kanei na pisteuw oti prepei na uparxoun kai diafores sta xaraktiristika tous. To thema einai kata poso autes oi diafores einai simantikes gia enan mi-epaggelmatia fwtografo. Kamia gnwmi apo kanenan "eidiko"?
Me auta kai me auta exw meres na grapsw sto blog, mexri kai i Alexandra pou mexri xtes den iksere tin leksi blog (:P) twra grafei kati post megalutera ki apo arthro efimeridas. Prepei na ksanakerdisw to xameno edafos.
Episis, kati asxeto, tin Kuriaki piga kai eida tin tainia "The Kingdom of Heaven" me ton Orlando Bloom (ton exw sumpatheia ti na kanw, apo otan ton eida san Legolas ston Arxonta twn Daxtulidiwn twn erwteutika :PPP), omws i alitheia einai oti den me entupwsiase kai polu. Den kserw, autes oi tainies telika den einai to stul mou, afou den katafere na me entupwsiasei idiaitera oute to Gladiator poy einai muthiko. Genika, skines me maxes kai aimata kai komena kefalia kai loipa den einai to agapimeno mou theama. To mono kalo einai oti "paizei" ligo i tainia me to thema pisti, to posa epitrepontai sto bwmo tis thriskeias kai sto pws pisw apo tin upotithemeni pisti krubontai paixnidia eksousias.
Y.G: O Mohammad edw dipla, filos-sundidaktorikos apo to Iran, einai entelws enantion autwn twn tainiwn me staurofories stis opoies oi mousoulmanoi einai panta oi kakoi, omws prepei na tou dilwsw oti sti sugkekrimeni tainia mono oi mousoulmanoi den itan oi kakoi tis upothesis.
Me auta kai me auta exw meres na grapsw sto blog, mexri kai i Alexandra pou mexri xtes den iksere tin leksi blog (:P) twra grafei kati post megalutera ki apo arthro efimeridas. Prepei na ksanakerdisw to xameno edafos.
Episis, kati asxeto, tin Kuriaki piga kai eida tin tainia "The Kingdom of Heaven" me ton Orlando Bloom (ton exw sumpatheia ti na kanw, apo otan ton eida san Legolas ston Arxonta twn Daxtulidiwn twn erwteutika :PPP), omws i alitheia einai oti den me entupwsiase kai polu. Den kserw, autes oi tainies telika den einai to stul mou, afou den katafere na me entupwsiasei idiaitera oute to Gladiator poy einai muthiko. Genika, skines me maxes kai aimata kai komena kefalia kai loipa den einai to agapimeno mou theama. To mono kalo einai oti "paizei" ligo i tainia me to thema pisti, to posa epitrepontai sto bwmo tis thriskeias kai sto pws pisw apo tin upotithemeni pisti krubontai paixnidia eksousias.
Y.G: O Mohammad edw dipla, filos-sundidaktorikos apo to Iran, einai entelws enantion autwn twn tainiwn me staurofories stis opoies oi mousoulmanoi einai panta oi kakoi, omws prepei na tou dilwsw oti sti sugkekrimeni tainia mono oi mousoulmanoi den itan oi kakoi tis upothesis.
6.5.05
APISTEYTO!
Ma einai apithano!
Akoma gelaw...
Dianaste to parakatw post tis Damsel in Stress, einai teleio!!
(kai deite OPWDSIPOTE to video ;)
Akoma gelaw...
Dianaste to parakatw post tis Damsel in Stress, einai teleio!!
(kai deite OPWDSIPOTE to video ;)
5.5.05
H thewria twn Pringles
H thewria twn Pringles dimiourgithike to kalokairi tou 1999 (?) apo ti megali Istoriko, Filosofo kai Dianooumeni Niki, ena bradu pou analuame filosofika to olo zitima tou keratou kai tis apistias.
H thewria perase apo stoma se stoma kai eftase mexri ta bathi tis Ispanias, opou kai kathierwthike san kommati tis topikis paradosis kai laografias, enw tautoxrona meletatai i entaksi tis sto programma san sumplirwma tou sxolikou mathimatos "Filosofoi tou 21ou aiwna"
Exw tin timi na eimai i prwti pou akouse auti ti thewria kai se prwti panelladiki metadosi sas tin parousiazw.
Se rwtaei kapoios mia mera: poia einai ta agapimena sou patatakia?
Ki esu les: ta Pringles! kamia sxesi me ta alla, kamia sugkrisi, einai uperoxa, traganista, me to kouti tous to kokkino, einai na min ta agapas??? Ta latreuw, den tha ta allaza oute me duo apo ta alla.
Pas omws mia mera sto super-market, peinas thes na tsimpiseis kati, kai blepeis oti ta Pringles exoun teleiwsei! Ti tha kaneis? Katastasi anagkis, niwtheis tin peina na megalwnei kai to stomaxi sou na gourgourizei me laxtara. Tha meineis me tin peina? Oxi fusika, tha pareis ta Lays.
Tin epomeni mera, an se rwtisoun poia einai ta agapimena sou patatakia pali ta Pringles tha peis kai tha to upostirikseis entona, esu auta pigaines na agoraseis apla den ta brikes eukaira. Den mporoun na sou kratisoun kakia giauto ta Pringles kai na sou poun oti ta prodwses!
Fainetai aploiki alla etsi einai i megales thewries, ta lene ola me liga logia, apla kai katanoita... A re Niki filosofe!
H thewria perase apo stoma se stoma kai eftase mexri ta bathi tis Ispanias, opou kai kathierwthike san kommati tis topikis paradosis kai laografias, enw tautoxrona meletatai i entaksi tis sto programma san sumplirwma tou sxolikou mathimatos "Filosofoi tou 21ou aiwna"
Exw tin timi na eimai i prwti pou akouse auti ti thewria kai se prwti panelladiki metadosi sas tin parousiazw.
Se rwtaei kapoios mia mera: poia einai ta agapimena sou patatakia?
Ki esu les: ta Pringles! kamia sxesi me ta alla, kamia sugkrisi, einai uperoxa, traganista, me to kouti tous to kokkino, einai na min ta agapas??? Ta latreuw, den tha ta allaza oute me duo apo ta alla.
Pas omws mia mera sto super-market, peinas thes na tsimpiseis kati, kai blepeis oti ta Pringles exoun teleiwsei! Ti tha kaneis? Katastasi anagkis, niwtheis tin peina na megalwnei kai to stomaxi sou na gourgourizei me laxtara. Tha meineis me tin peina? Oxi fusika, tha pareis ta Lays.
Tin epomeni mera, an se rwtisoun poia einai ta agapimena sou patatakia pali ta Pringles tha peis kai tha to upostirikseis entona, esu auta pigaines na agoraseis apla den ta brikes eukaira. Den mporoun na sou kratisoun kakia giauto ta Pringles kai na sou poun oti ta prodwses!
Fainetai aploiki alla etsi einai i megales thewries, ta lene ola me liga logia, apla kai katanoita... A re Niki filosofe!
4.5.05
katinies
Eixa ta neura mou xtes to bradu (me sugkatoiko no2 kai to paramuthenio eidullio tis me ton fobero-apisteuto-uperoxo gkomeno tis pou prepei na anexomai egw mes sta podia mou kathe mera) ki eipa na grapsw kati theika sarkastiko kai pikroxolo sto blog mou gia na ksespasw....stis 11 kai 35 to ebala sto blog mou.... kai stis 12 kai 15 petaxtika apo to krebati kai esbisa to post oso pio grigora gia na min to dei kaneis.
Ti na kaneis, afou den to 'xw mesa mou... i zwi mas tha itan ligo kaluteri nomizw an kathenas koitage tin douleia tou anti na sxoliazei tous allous. Ki egw kalws i kakws den exw mathei na koutsompoleuw pikroxola (to kanw ws ena bathmo normal, opws oloi, giati as to paradextoume, se olous aresei to "koinwniko sxolio"). Eksallou katina genniesai, de ginesai.
Anti gi'auto loipon, na euxithw stin agapimeni mou Banessa i wra i kali, kai na min to skeftei dipla, na paei na meinei me ton agapimeno tis to suntomotero dunato....na piasw ki egw to megalo dwmatio me to diplo krebati pou to exw balei sto mati apo kairo.-
Ti na kaneis, afou den to 'xw mesa mou... i zwi mas tha itan ligo kaluteri nomizw an kathenas koitage tin douleia tou anti na sxoliazei tous allous. Ki egw kalws i kakws den exw mathei na koutsompoleuw pikroxola (to kanw ws ena bathmo normal, opws oloi, giati as to paradextoume, se olous aresei to "koinwniko sxolio"). Eksallou katina genniesai, de ginesai.
Anti gi'auto loipon, na euxithw stin agapimeni mou Banessa i wra i kali, kai na min to skeftei dipla, na paei na meinei me ton agapimeno tis to suntomotero dunato....na piasw ki egw to megalo dwmatio me to diplo krebati pou to exw balei sto mati apo kairo.-
3.5.05
Xronia kai xronia!
To prwto pragma pou akouei kapoios stin ispania me to pou dilwsei pws einai ellinas einai "Xronia kai xronia". Oxi "euxaristw", oute "kalimera", oute "malaka", oute kamia apo tis alles klasikes ellinikes lekseis pou sunithws kseroun oi ksenoi. Oxi, autoi edw einai prwtotupoi, xronia kai xronia!
Ena xaraktiristiko pou mou sunebi otan prwtoirtha ispania itan stin eisodo enos club. Mathimeni apo Ellada pou pote den sou zitane tautotita stin porta den eixa mazi mou diabatirio. Afou perimename loipon stin oura gia na mpoume kai molis irthe i seira mas, mas stamataei o ntoulapa-portieris kai zitaei tautotites. Mesa se mia katastasi psilopanikou ki enw egw epsaxna sti tsanta mipws kata tuxi eixa tipota mazi mou kai oi alloi eksigousan oti eimai kseni kai den iksera, o tupos me koitaei sobara, me rwtaei apo pou eimai kai me olo to ufos enos portieri mou leei "xronia kai xronia" kai mou anoigei na perasw. Perito na pw oti emeina kagkelo kai skistikame oloi sta gelia.
Kai epeidi sigoura anarwtieste apo pou ki ws pou auti i ataka, na sas pw oti edw stin ispania exoun ena giaourti tis Danone pou to lene "elliniko" (yogur griego), einai ena eidos straggistou, gia kapoio logo to thewroun paradosiako elliniko. Loipon, sti diafimisi autou tou giaourtiou (palioteri diafimisi, egw den tin petuxa dustuxws) deixnane ena xwrio tis elladas kai mia paradosiaki giagia mauroforemeni kai me tsemperi na leei "Xronia kai xronia mas kleboune tous olumpiakous agwnes kai twra irthan na mas klepsoun kai to giaourti!". Etsi kai emeine, kai tha meinei apo oti fainetai ataka gia xronia kai xronia...
Ena xaraktiristiko pou mou sunebi otan prwtoirtha ispania itan stin eisodo enos club. Mathimeni apo Ellada pou pote den sou zitane tautotita stin porta den eixa mazi mou diabatirio. Afou perimename loipon stin oura gia na mpoume kai molis irthe i seira mas, mas stamataei o ntoulapa-portieris kai zitaei tautotites. Mesa se mia katastasi psilopanikou ki enw egw epsaxna sti tsanta mipws kata tuxi eixa tipota mazi mou kai oi alloi eksigousan oti eimai kseni kai den iksera, o tupos me koitaei sobara, me rwtaei apo pou eimai kai me olo to ufos enos portieri mou leei "xronia kai xronia" kai mou anoigei na perasw. Perito na pw oti emeina kagkelo kai skistikame oloi sta gelia.
Kai epeidi sigoura anarwtieste apo pou ki ws pou auti i ataka, na sas pw oti edw stin ispania exoun ena giaourti tis Danone pou to lene "elliniko" (yogur griego), einai ena eidos straggistou, gia kapoio logo to thewroun paradosiako elliniko. Loipon, sti diafimisi autou tou giaourtiou (palioteri diafimisi, egw den tin petuxa dustuxws) deixnane ena xwrio tis elladas kai mia paradosiaki giagia mauroforemeni kai me tsemperi na leei "Xronia kai xronia mas kleboune tous olumpiakous agwnes kai twra irthan na mas klepsoun kai to giaourti!". Etsi kai emeine, kai tha meinei apo oti fainetai ataka gia xronia kai xronia...
2.5.05
Mikra kai xrisima
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1.5.05
(akougwntas sto radio Barça-Albacete)
Exw meinei ekplikti apo ton arithmo twn ellinikwn blog pou kukloforoun ekei eksw...Koitwntas ta link sto kathe blog, diapistwnw oti telika oi greek bloggers einai energoi kai apoteloun mia megali parea, oloi kseroun olous, episkeftontai kai blepoun ta nea o enas tou allou, dexontai kai dinoun sxolia.
Twra opote bariemai panta koitaw prwta sta ellinika blog, tipota kalutero apo to na diabazeis mia glwssa pou katalabaineis mexri mesa stin psuxi sou.
Polla euxaristw sto filo tt pou mou anoikse ta matia :)
Twra opote bariemai panta koitaw prwta sta ellinika blog, tipota kalutero apo to na diabazeis mia glwssa pou katalabaineis mexri mesa stin psuxi sou.
Polla euxaristw sto filo tt pou mou anoikse ta matia :)
Pasxa sti Barkelwni
Molis elaba auti ti fwto apo to kinito tis Nikis me titlo
" GRΕΕΚ ΚΟΚΟΡΕΤΣΙ ΒΥ ΣΦΑΙΡΟΠΟΥΛΕΟΥΣ! "
" GRΕΕΚ ΚΟΚΟΡΕΤΣΙ ΒΥ ΣΦΑΙΡΟΠΟΥΛΕΟΥΣ! "
Dustuxws kokoretsi einai ligo duskolo na kanw edw pou eimai, oxi oti den exw tis mageirikes ikanotites i tin oreksi alla mou leipei i prwti uli (entera, sukwtaries, soubla klp). Fantazomai oti auta einai apagoreumena sxedon se oli tin eurwpi, mono kai mono na pas se topiko xasapiko kai na ta zitiseis tha se koitaksoun me miso mati kai me ekfrasi ahdias. Den peirazei, toulaxiston katafera na promitheutw to patroparadoto arni kai auti ti stigmi psinetai sto fourno (alati-piperi-nero-ladi, stous 200 bathmous gia kana 2wro ki etoimo).
Blakeia pou ena aeroporiko eisitirio apo Barkelwni gia Giannena kostizei gurw sta 500 eurw, apagoreutiki timi. Oute Nea Yorki na pigaina. Kai to kalutero einai oti Barkelwni-Athina einai 230 eurw kai Athina-Giannena alla tosa!! Katarameni Olumpiaki, Aegean kai Eleutherios Benizelos.
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