11.5.05

To egxeiridio tou kalou e-mailer

Me aformi to post tou Arkoudou gia ta Spam-mail skeftika pws einai kairos na dwsw ta fwta mou ws pliroforikos se merikous asxetous filous mou pou me exoun taraksei kai tsakisei ta neura me diafora forward. Gia na mi kathomai na grafw egw (eimai kai tempela), tha xrisimopoiisw ena polu petuximeno keimeno pou brika sto internet kai me kaluptei apoluta:

"Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you and everyone you send "his" email to $1000? How stupid are you?

If you're going to forward something, at least send me something mildly amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 50 of your closest friends, and you will have lots of money, good luck and good sex for the rest of your life". I don't f*cking care.

Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually contributing to by sending out forwards. Chances are it's your own unpopularity.

EXAMPLES OF CHAIN LETTERS:
Chain Letter Type 1

Hello, and thank you for reading this letter. You see, there is a starving little boy in Baklaliviatatlaglooshen who has no arms, no legs, no parents, and no goats. This little boy's life could be saved, because for every time you pass this on, a dollar will be donated to the Little Starving Legless Armless Goatless Boy from Baklaliviatatlaglooshen Fund.

Oh, and remember, we have absolutley no way of counting the emails sent and this is all a complete load of bullsh*t. So go on, reach out. Send this to 5 people in the next 47 seconds. Oh, and a reminder - if you accidentally send this to 4 or 6 people, you will die instantly. Thanks again!!

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Chain Letter Type 2

Hi there!! This chain letter has been in existence since 1897. This is absolutely incredible because there was no email then and probably not as many sad pricks with nothing better to do. So this is how it works: Pass this on to 15,067 people in the next 7 minutes or something horrible will happen to you!!!

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The point being? If you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it. If it's funny, send it on. Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth, who's been tied to a dead elephant for 27 years, whose only saviour is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if you forward this mail. Right?
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Wraia, as doume loipon ti DEN prepei na kanete:
a. Min stelnete me forward kathe malakia pou sas erxetai se oli ti lista twn gnwstwn sas, den sas ftaine tipota na xanoun ton xrono tous diabazontas pragmata pou oute se sas tous idious aresan.

b. Skefteite oti mporei logw elleipsis xwrou na tou mplokarete to email, to Hotmail gia paradeigma exei molis 2 Mega xwritikotita (se merikes xwres exei allaksei alla stin ellada paramenei to idio gia tin wra) den mporeite na steilete ena terastio email me deka fwtografies kai na tou gemisete to logariasmo gia blakeies.

c. POLY SHMANTIKO!!! An meta apo ola auta epeimenete na thelete na kanete forward kati pragmatika asteio, toulaxiston SBHSTE OLES TIS YPOLOIPES DIEY8HNSEIS MAIL!!! Min kanete apla forward kai stelnete apo ton enan ston allo mia auksanomeni lista me ta email olwn oswn exei perasei auto to mail prin apo sas, einai ekseraitika apli upothesi na sbisete apla tis upoloipes dieuthunseis prin to steilete. Den einai mono aisthitiko to thema, einai mia polu kali methodos antispam!

d. Gia onoma! einai dunato na pisteuete oti to koritsaki me ton karkino tha swthei an kanete to mail auto forward se osous perissoterous mporeite? Please please please, sbiste to, mi stenoxwreite tous filous sas me istories gia kaimena paidakia pou pethainoun apo tin peina eksaitias tous kai mi pisteute kathe blakeia pou sas stelnoun, kaneis den dinei dekara gia kathe email pou stelnete se kanenan!

Meta apo ola auta kante forward to post mou se 250 atoma kai otan tha ginw plousia (sigoura oxi logw tou blog mou) tha sas skeftomai kai tha gelaw! :)

2 comments:

alex said...

Symfwnw apolyta glukia moy anna,
exw kopsei kai kalhmeres me kapoious gnwstous pou epemenan na mou stelnoun blakeies akoma kai meta apo thn prohdopoihsh mou.
Elpizw na mhn ennoeis emena otan les "asxetous filous" giati egw an kai eimai asxeth ...tetoies xazomares den kanw:)

Anna said...

oxi eutuxws den kaneis tetoies akribws...an kai, gia na eimaste kai eilikrineis, tis mail dieuthunseis twn upoloipwn den tis sbineis. Exw labei mail sou me katebata dieuthunsewn asxetwn apeira!! :P